Tag Tuesday: the One-Liner Challenge

So about 9 years ago (in February), Joe tagged/dared me to do the one-liner challenge. And honestly, it’s taken me this long to do because I’m not very funny? Like, I think I’m funny but no one else does and it turns out I’m really hard at trying to be funny. But I’m feeling sassy and well enough to do this tag, so I’m finally doing it!

RULES

• Accept and thank your challenger(s) by linking back to their post.
• Make a post of one-sentence summaries and/or roasts of at least five books.
• No spoilers!
• Link back to The Awkward Book Blogger so she can see your post (thank you for the fun challenge!!)
• Challenge as many or as little people as you want!
• Have fun!

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The Female of the Species by Mindy McGinnis

Don’t rape people, I really didn’t think we had to spell it out this obviously.

Hear the Wind Sing by Haruki Murakami

I’m too dumb to understand this book but it makes me nostalgic so I’m sure it’s meaningful.

We Should All Be Feminists by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I didn’t think I had to make it this obvious pt. 2.

Nimona by Noelle Stevenson

Shape-shifter annoys her gay dad and takes down the government.

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John Dies at the End by David Wong

Honestly, what the fuck. And also, John doesn’t die.

Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver

Like Groundhog Day, but less mysogynistic and more interesting.

Game of Thrones by George RR Martin

Everyone dies…… but maybe not……. but actually, everyone dies. And the girls are really badass.

Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins

Like cotton candy in book form. Execution is only slightly better than the cover.

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That was a lot of fun!! Thank you so much for the tag, Joe!

Thanks for reading! xx